gayprobably:

r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt

(Source: gayprobably, via loganlerms)

horse-pony-lover:

The dumbest thing ever is when people get annoyed by #dontbeafruit and say “Why do you ever care about them anyways?”

And it’s like, holy shit

we care about people potentially dying

sorry, my bad

(via equinefeather)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dont think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via horseears)

the-barn-rat:

[busts through your window] KENTUCKY DERBY IN TWO WEEKS

(via equinefeather)

"this didn’t happen in the books"
- ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

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